Black Celebration

dream-rrr: rudegirlqueer: sarcasticxfantastic: socialismartnat...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:09:17 -0400

rudegirlqueer:

sarcasticxfantastic:

socialismartnature:

Rape, By The Numbers.

everyone needs to see this graphic

Boost.

damn

batcrooks: xcgirl08: battybravery: YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:05:08 -0400

batcrooks:

xcgirl08:

battybravery:

YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE

SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF

IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT

BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES

THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED

I am more than a bit disturbed by how hard I laughed at this.

I LOVE THIS

Photo

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:04:34 -0400

theirregularofbakerstreet: OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:03:07 -0400

theirregularofbakerstreet:

OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY FANGS HURT AND I’M BURNING, LIKE LITERALLY BURNING, AND MY SKIN START TO BLISTER AND I’M LIKE ”OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT’ AND I SEE THE CRUCIFIX AND I’M LIKE ‘DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!?!’ SO I DROPPED THAT AND TURNED INTO A BAT AND FLEW AWAY INTO NIGHT.

floozys: floozys: omg ok i found my mom’s dildo on my sisters 18th birthday and i had to go in a...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:02:15 -0400

floozys:

floozys:

omg ok i found my mom’s dildo on my sisters 18th birthday and i had to go in a limo like 5 minutes later and everyone else was like having fun and dancing and shit and like the whole journey i was just sitting in the corner in silence staring out the window like /dildo/

my liTTLE SISTER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM CRYING AND SHOUTING “DID YOU F ORGET I FOLLOW YOU ON TUMBLR MY EYES ARE BLEEDING”

troybakers: hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:01:20 -0400

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

bluetoothtoaster: pathwalker: rasputin: This Blood...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:00:24 -0400

bluetoothtoaster:

pathwalker:

rasputin:

This Blood Lamp doesn’t look that bloody, but the way you turn it on can be considered gruesome. It only works once, and you need to add of a drop of your blood to activate it! The idea is to stop and think about how badly you need light before you use it. Designer Mike Thompson created the lamp in order to draw attention to how much energy we waste.

we can finally power the world with periods

oh god reblogging for that comment.

baldy-locks: daftpnk: now hold on just a diddly-darn minute I...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 03:59:39 -0400

baldy-locks:

daftpnk:

now hold on just a diddly-darn minute

I HAVE SEEN THIS POST ON MY DASH ABOUT 10 TIMES TONIGHT AND I ONLY JUST REALISED HIS HAND IS SMALL OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

stardusted: redbusneedstoleave: missmurrka: Boy records...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 03:57:44 -0400

stardusted:

redbusneedstoleave:

missmurrka:

Boy records interview with his future self in 1992 and has a conversation with himself in 2012

I expected to watch this and shed a nostalgic tear, instead I cried tears of laughter.

i watched this like five times yesterday because its amazing

this is pretty hilarious lmao